Don't feel blue.... Fling Poo!!

101 / 1001	2008-04-30
	8:25 p.m.

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Thirty-something. Mother. Single by choice. Native American/white. Short. Slender-to-average build. Very long, reddish-brown hair. Green eyes. Responsible. Comical. Sympathetic. Honest. Singer. Two cats. One tattoo, more needed. Employed full time, but also cheating with a second job. Prone to moments of extreme stupidity. Scared of spiders, heights and commitment. Addicted to foreign films, thai food, teas and crunchy salty snacky things.

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I NEED FEATHERS!!
If you happen to come across some Bluejay, Cardinal or other colorful bird feathers please send me an email as I need them desperately! If you happen to be in South Americn I'd love to get some Condor feathers if possible (I don't know how hard they are to come by). You will have my undying gratitude and all feathers will be used in a respectful way. Hey.. I'ts an Indian thing! :-)

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First, 100 things about me! You know ya wanna know!!

1. I'm a cool mom (even if my son thinks I'm a dork - he'll appreciate it someday!)
2. I detest dramatics and whining
3. My family is huge into the dramatics
4. I don't go visit them much
5. My entire family has mental issues
6. They say I am the most stable of all of us
7. I just hide it much better
8. I am full of secrets!
9. I am extremely compassionate
10. I'm a total bleeding heart
11. I give to charities, belong to Amnesty Intl, UFPJ, Genocide Prevention Network, all that stuff
12. I was once kissed on the cheek by a survivor of the Armenian genocide
13. It is a moment I will never forget as long as I live!
14. My father and I do not talk at all
15. He is a narrow-minded, backwoods, bigot
16. I can't believe we share the same genes!
17. My mother is one of my best friends
18. She has schizophrenia, but she takes meds
19. She's coming to live with me soon... help me god!
20. I was an only child until around 11
21. I have 3 half sisters who I don't know
22. They are products of my father and his new wife
23. His new wife looks (and sounds) like a man
24. But she obvioulsy has a vagina, hence the 3 kids
25. I only have one kid
26. He is da' Bomb!!!
27. His dad and I are not together anymore
28. But we are the best of friends
29. I even like his new girlfriend!
30. I like Vodka too
31. Sadly, sometimes it is also my best friend
32. Raspberry Vodka is a person, not a drink
33. He's my fuck buddy
34. I don't want a boyfriend
35. Just a guy to 'have fun' with
36. I'm terrified of commitment!
37. I once was beaten bloody by a man
38. I got arrested too because I had left marks on him!
39. For years after I left him he stalked me
40. He's in prison now for murder
41. I think he may have secretly been a crossdresser
42. But I digress
43. My first boyfriend was a black guy
44. We were together for 3 years
45. We never broke up but my mother moved me out of state to seperate us
46. 23 years later I have found him again
47. He's currently in prison
48. We write all the time and may reunite
49. My best guy friend from high school is dead
50. I just found out two months ago
51. I knew he was dead before I was told, I felt it
52. My best girl friend from high school is a Mormon
53. She is alive and well with a husband and 4 children
54. She does not live in Utah!
55. We still keep in touch
56. My family is Musc0gee
57. We are involved in our culture and traditions
58. I live my culture and traditions every day
59. I'm fairly private about it because there are too many posers out there
60. I hate wannabes and posers who "adopt" our culture and bastardize it
61. I used to dance and sing
62. Now I just hang out at the p0ww0ws and chill
63. There's nothing better than S0fky!
64. I make kick ass S0fky!!
65. Actually, I'm a really good cook
66. I'm not much of a baker though
67. I used to eat lots of junk food
68. After my son was born I gained LOTS of weight
69. Depression added to my lethargy and weight gain
70. I ended up getting gastric bypass surgery
71. I lost 110 pounds!
72. I feel great and love life again
73. I walk or jog almost daily now
74. My butt is saggy and so are my boobs
75. I would love to get surgery to fix those things
76. When I get extra money I will
77. For now, I'm happy being thinner and eating healthier
78. People say I look younger now
79. I think I look older
80. But I still act like I'm 14 years old
81. I'm a goofy kid trapped in a 39 year old (saggy) body
82. Guys still want to hook up with me though
83. It's flattering
84. But I ignore them
85. I've slept with too many men already
86. Murderers, transvestites, musicians, bikers...
87. Yeah, I have a colorful past
88. I have been to a swingers club
89. Didn't do any swinging though
90. I have never done drugs
91. Never even smoked pot
92. My head is messed up enough I don't need drugs
93. I was diagnosed as being dyslexic in kindergarten
94. My brain has learned to un-reverse letters and things are cool now
95. I was an honor roll student all during school
96. To this day, I still want to learn everything!
97. One year in high school I went only by my middle name
98. I had a bad attitude that year
99. Now I have a good attitude and good outlook on things
100. For the most part, I love my life

Why 1001 Days?

Many people have created lists in the past - frequently simple goals such as new year's resolutions. The key to beating procrastination is to set a deadline that is realistic. 1001 Days (about 2.75 years) is a better period of time than a year, because it allows you several seasons to complete the tasks, which is better for organizing and timing some tasks such as overseas trips or outdoor activities.

Some common goal setting tips:

2. Stay Focused. Any goal requires sustained focus from beginning to end. Constantly evaluate your progress.

3. Welcome Failure. Frequently, very little is learned from a venture that did not experience failure in some form. Failure presents the opportunity to learn and makes the success more worthy.

4. Write down your goals. It clarifies your thinking and reinforces your commitment.

5. Keep your goals in sight. Review them frequently, and ensure that they are always at the forefront of your thinking.

Calculating the End Date

You can easily find out when your project will end by using this handy tool at Time and Date.

Financial/Career

Things to do

~~Get rid of old car~~

Things to learn

Home Sweet Home

Things to buy

~~Good hairbrush~~

Travel

Personal

Spirituality/Religion

Goodwill

~~Renew Amnesty International membership~~

Food

Relationships

100. Spend one evening by myself, which will include a nice hot bath, an alcoholic beverage, music, candles, etc., before my mother moves in.

101. Start dancing again

From date: Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Add 1,001 days

Resulting date: Wednesday, January, 26, 2011

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