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| Mail Order Husbands? | 2008-07-09 |
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| Thirty-something. Mother. Single by choice. Native American/white. Short. Slender-to-average build. Very long, reddish-brown hair. Green eyes. Responsible. Comical. Sympathetic. Honest. Singer. Two cats. One tattoo, more needed. Employed full time, but also cheating with a second job. Prone to moments of extreme stupidity. Scared of spiders, heights and commitment. Addicted to foreign films, thai food, teas and crunchy salty snacky things. |
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NEED FEATHERS!!
If you happen to come across some Bluejay, Cardinal or other colorful bird feathers please send me an email as I need them desperately! If you happen to be in South Americn I'd love to get some Condor feathers if possible (I don't know how hard they are to come by). You will have my undying gratitude and all feathers will be used in a respectful way. Hey.. I'ts an Indian thing! :-) |
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Sometimes I think about just getting on a plane to someplace I've never been. When I get there I go to some of the local hot spots and mingle. First, the secondary objective is to be someone else, somewhere else. Mexico would be good since I like warm skinned men, but a tropical island would provide those deliciously bronzed men as well. The main objective is to have wild trists (always use protection my friends!) without having to worry about attachment. Yes, I am an emotional void. I'm still perplexed as to why they don't offer mail order husbands. I don't need a bride, but you can order up an asian girl anytime you like. It's so not fair!! I need a man to come to my house, mop the floors, help pay my bills... and service me dammit! So. Not. Fair!
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